Sunday, October 31, 2010

Lights Out in Seattle

        Thank god it's the end of the weekend.  A weekend reminiscent of 2008.  The Huskies were simply anemic on Saturday in a 41-0 drubbing from Stanford.  I was so disgusted/embarrassed I had to leave at half time.  The Seahawks offered no solace either as they were man-handled in Oakland.  Oakland was aided by some of the most unbelievable bounces I've ever seen it still shouldn't have amounted to a 33-3 crushing.  I then looked to stop the bleeding and headed to Qwest field for the Sounders vs. Galaxy playoff match.  The result, a 1-0 loss.  I feel like we're in Cleveland.  I'm going to bed.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Weekend Watch

Game of the Weekend

Saturday @ 5:00 PM - #2 Oregon @ USC - Quite possibly the biggest regular season game in UO's history.  This is the game the rest of the country finally tunes to see if Oregon is the real deal.  USC is finally coming into its own and will put a tough fight.  However, it will not be enough to keep up with Oregon's playstation offense.

College Football

Saturday @ 11:30 AM - Tulsa @ Notre Dame - For the first time ever I'm rooting for a ND win.  Why?  Because this sets the stage for next week against an awesome Utah team on Senior Night.  ND's senior class is predicting a loss there, and if that holds true they will be the losingest class in school history.  And they intend to celebrate that accomplishment by storming the field.  I find that hilarious.

Saturday @ 12:30 PM - #5 Michigan State @ #18 Iowa - Is Michigan State the real deal?  We'll find out here.

Saturday @ 12:30 PM - #6Missouri @ #14 Nebraska - After getting back on track last weekend, Nebraska will overwhelm Missouri.

NFL

Sunday @ 10:00 AM - Green Bay @ NY Jets - Prior to the season, one of the marquee match-ups of the season.  Green Bay, decimated by injuries, has played unevenly all season, and can use this stage to break out and re-establish themselves in the NFC.

Sunday @ 1:15 PM - Minnesota @ New England - Will Brett Favre's streak of 291 consecutive starts (and at the QB position, I find this streak much more impressive than Cal Ripken's) come to end.  Not to mention a disgruntled Randy Moss' return to New England.

Sunday @ 1:15 PM - Seattle @ Oakland - Seattle's defense gets better each week and regardless of what everyone says about them, they are fun to watch.  Will they see the same offense from Oakland that walloped Denver last weekend?

Sunday @ 5:20 PM - Pittsburgh @ New Orleans - This is supposed to be a good game, but after NO lost to the Browns, who knows.

Monday @ 5:30 PM - Houston @ Indianapolis - After years of being beaten down by like a step child, Houston stunned Indy on opening night.  Can they do it again?

MLB

Thursday @ 3:57 PM Texas @ SF World Series Game 2 - In Game 1, SF broke Texas' ultimate weapon in Cliff Lee, and suddenly one loss feels like more.  Game 2 is vital to Texas, otherwise the Giants will run away with the series I'm hoping goes to 7.
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

My New Favorite Commercial

        Have you seen this commercial?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV7_PR1uA5c
I love it, it may be by new favorite commercial.  After being raked over the coals for joining Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami, this is the best response Lebron could have given.  Lebron didn't make this decision for you or me.  He made it for himself.  And with the pressure and expectations he's had to burden in life, I respect that.  I think that takes more courage.  I couldn't agree more, Lebron, "Just do it."
        Sorry, that was pretty cheesy.  For that I give you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM&feature=related

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

And Speaking of Individuals Making Bad Decisions

        Jeremy Stevens was arrested AGAIN!  This time charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell and possession of drug paraphernalia.  Upon his latest arrest he was immediately released from the Tampa Bay Bucs.  What a bum.  The former Husky (which I'm embarrassed to say) has done nothing in his life but disgrace the purple and gold.  Aside from his transgressions at UW his professional resume currently reads convictions of reckless driving and DUI, dropping crucial passes in the Super Bowl, and these latest charges.  With that his future job prospects are slim to none unless he's up against Lindsey Lohan.

Is the NCAA Finally Getting it Right

        Over the years we've heard countless stories of players receiving improper benefits from agents, boosters, even random scientists from Idaho.  Money flys in from every direction, there's no shortage.  But, all the NCAA does to reap "justice" is punish the program and the players the perp left behind, crippling them for years to come.  Whether that be my Huskies in the early 90's or USC just this past year, this practice has proven useless.  Now, I do agree the program is responsible for the oversight of its individual players to a degree.  But, it's the individual player who ultimately makes the decisions.  And why would he think twice about accepting gifts, when he knows he can walk away free, be drafted, and go swimming in his money bin.
        Finally though, the NCAA is working on a brilliant solution.  The NCAA is working with the NFL, NFLPA, & the American Football Coaches Association to look at penalties, for players who lost their college eligibility due to NCAA sanctions, imposed during their rookie seasons.  The possible penalties include hefty fines and lengthy suspensions.  This makes complete sense.  What player is going to bend over dollars to pick up pennies.  If the NCAA pursues this route, let's hope they execute quickly.  We all know progressive changes in the NCAA move at a similar pace to human evolution.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Weekend Recap

College Football

#2 Oregon 60   UCLA 13 - Again I ask what must Oregon do to earn the BCS's highest respects.  This performance was simply dominant.  Oregon's offense enforced its will on what looked like a meager high school team.  As much as everyone raves about Oregon's offense, don't overlook their defense.  They play aggressive, flying to the football, with sound fundamentals.  And they're led by Casey Matthews, brother of the NFL's best pass rusher Clay Matthews, backed up with a top tier secondary.  This is a special team.

#11 Missouri 36   #1 Oklahoma - The most undeserving #1 ever proved it.  Thank you.

#4 Aubrun 24   #6 LSU 17 - As predicted Auburn's victory catapulted them past Boise State and surprisingly all the way to the top spot.  Cam Newton further solidified himself as the Heisman favorite.

NFL

Steelers 23 Dolpins 22 - You can bet the NFL will review this game this upcoming offseason and update its instant replay rules.

Browns 30 Saints 17 - Football makes no sense this year.  I love it.

Raiders 59 Broncos - 14 - See above.

Panthers 23 49ers 20 - The Niners embarrass themselves against the previously winless Panthers.  How short is Mike Singletary's noose?

Packers 28 Vikings 24 - Brett Favre - 3 Int.'s and a couple broken ankle bones.  The streak is in jeopardy.  I think it's time to hang up the cleats.

Seahawks 22 Cardinals 10 - Hawks claim the NFC top spot with 5 forced turnovers, which overcame the offense's red zone ineffectiveness.  The defense is getting better and is really fun to watch.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Someone Please Explain to Me How the BCS Computers Work

        The latest BCS standing were released today and Auburn with a 24-17 victory over LSU jumps 3 spots to #1.  Now,  I'm not going to argue they aren't the best team in the country like I did with Oklahoma last week (speaking of which thank God the most undeserving #1 I've ever seen lost on Saturday).  My only thoughts are "What the hell does Oregon need to do to earn the top spot?"  All they did this past week was throttle UCLA 60-13 (in did so in one of the most dominant performances I've seen).  They're #1 in both the Harris & Coaches Polls (each of which are one third of the BCS formula) yet they're 8 in the computers!  Someone please explain.  Boise State, #3 in the BCS, is #2 in both contributing polls, yet 6 in the computers.  Is geography a variable in the computer formula, because I'm confused.  Can we get a little Left Coast love?  Damn the East Coast Bias!

No Wonder Lebron Joined the Heat

        After "The Decision" Lebron James recieved more criticism than a Michael Bay film.  Chalked up as a sell-out, yet now I finally see the light.  Lebron wants to win a title, and he wants to win a title while the NBA still holds relevance. 
        Everyone over the past year has been worrying about the NFL not reaching a new CBA and having a lockout next season.  It sounds like a dire situation, but with as much money as the NFL is reeling in, there's no way they won't find a way to make something work.  The NBA, however, is in actually in a dire situation, after a season which riddled them with $350 million in losses, NBA commissioner (and douchebag) David Stern announced that he hopes to cut players' salaries by one third in the new CBA that must be reached after the upcoming season.  That's $750-$800 million of the roughly $2.1 billion it currently spends.  The Players Association's response, "The position expressed by the NBA today is regretful."  With that kind pay cut, there's no way players could be expected to afford child support, iced out watches, and Jesus bling.  With the NBA just making back ground after the last lock-out, I have a hard time imagining the repercussions of a sequel.
        Now, it will be interested to see how the negotiations pan out.  And I do agree the owners should be allowed certain justices (i.e. that ass Stephon Marbury should not get his millions when he refuses to play after getting butt-hurt over team issues).  Regardless, even if you're not an NBA fan, we should all hope they reach an agreement.  Because none of us want to see our tax dollars fund another federal bailout to GM due to a drop in Escalade sales.

Giants vs. Rangers in the World Series "Thank God!"

        The Giants finished off the Phillies in Game 6 of the NLCS last night.  Which matches them up with the Rangers who sent the Yankees packing the day before.  Now, this may not have been the match-up the MLB wanted, but I have only one thought, "Thank God!"  Watching either the Yankees or Phillies in the World Series again would have felt like the MLB going into syndication, and unfortunately for the them that wouldn't play back as well as Seinfeld.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Mike Williams For NFL Comeback Player of the Year

        Mike Williams, former All-American & Top-10 pick, was out of the NFL for 2 years, cut from 3 different teams after ballooning up to 280+ lbs!  This past Sunday he caught a career high 10 passes for 123 yards against Chicago as Seattle's no.1 reciever.  And did so at a svelte 228 lbs.  How? 
        A life filled with adversity (see http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/nfl/news/story?id=5696566 for the Mike Williams story, he is what Michael Oher was before the Blind Side). 
        Mike once again found a way back, cut the weight, and at 6'5" began to resemble the imposing WR he once was from USC.  Enough even for his former coach, Pete Caroll, to offer him his 4TH CHANCE IN THE NFL.  And this time its paying off.  His re-emergence gave the Hawks enough confidence to cut/trade T.J. Houshmandzadeh & Deion Branch.  He is the big-play threat they've desperately needed.  He is the NFL's version of Mickey Rourke and the Seahawks are his "Wrestler."  I'd put my money down that he too brings home the statue.

Washington & Oregon Schools Left Out in the Cold on the Pac-12 Alignment

        Today, Pac-12 commissioner, Larry Scott officially unveiled the alignment of the new Pac-12.  As it is set the North Divison will be UW, WSU, UO, OSU, Cal, & Stanford leaving USC, UCLA, UA, ASU, Colorado, & Utah in the South Division.  The winner of each division will meet in a conference championship game to be held at the home field of the highest ranked team.  Each team will play all 5 divisionional rivals and 4 cross-over games.  However, all the California schools will continue to play each other every year.  Which means UW, WSU, UO, & OSU are the abused illegitimate step children.  They'll each only travel to the big-market exposed, recruit-fertile grounds of the LA region only once every other year.
         Although, it's hard to imagine that an alignment of any other would make much sense.  And regardless someone was going to be left out.  In the long run, I think the positives of an expanded conference and a championship game will outweigh the negatives.  And in a couple years from now when the topic of super-conferences re-emerges, you can bet the Pac-12 will be in prime position.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Weekend Watch

Game of the Weekend

#6 LSU @ #4 Auburn Saturday @ 12:30 PM -  The surprise top dogs in the SEC, undefeated Auburn led by Heisman front runner Cam Newton face off with undefeated LSU led by Heisman darkhorse Patrick Peterson.  The winner here, I guarantee, will jump Boise State in the BCS rankings.

College Football

UCLA @ #2 (BCS), #1 (AP) Oregon - Thursday @ 6:00 PM - Achieving a #1 ranking for the first time ever, can Oregon keep the snowball rolling?

No. 1 Oklahoma @ No. 11 Missouri Saturday @ 5 PM - This will be the newly crowned no. 1 team's toughest match-up yet.  Can they justify their spot on top of the world.

Washington @ No. 18 Arizona Saturday @ 7:15 PM - Can the Dawgs capitalize on last week's double OT victory and take advantage of an Arizona team without starting QB Nick Foles.  A victory here will really build up steam behind the train hoping to make a bowl for the first time since 2003.

NFL

Arizona @ Seattle Sunday @ 1:05 PM - Regardless of how putrid the NFC West has been, they've posted a few shockers (Seattle over Chicago & Arizona over NO).  This game will determine 1st place and leave the winner in the driver's seat for the division crown.

NY Giants @ Dallas Sunday @ 5:30 PM - Can a reeling Dallas squad so close to rendering themselves irrelevant halt the skid against the now-hot Giants.

MLB

Philadelphia @ San Francisco Thursday @ 5 PM - The Freak out dueled Halladay in game 1 on his turf.  Halladay looks to reap revenge in a similar fashion and keep the Phillies postseason alive.

BCS Rankings

        As most of you saw this past Sunday the initial BCS rankings debuted with Oklahoma at #1 and Oregon at #2.  And I'm left to ask, "Why?"  Oregon is #1 in every other poll I can find with Oklahoma at #3.  I thought strength of schedule and quality of victory were key contributors to these rankings.  Let's take a quick look.  Oregon plays in the Pac-10 which is ranked higher than the Big-12 where Oklahoma resides.  Oklahoma struggled with Utah State winning by a TD in the late minutes, beat Air Force by 3, and Cincinnati by 2.  In the Red River Shootout they beat a meager Texas team by 8.  There one standout win was against #17 Florida State by 30.  Oregon on the other hand has won their games with an average margin of victory of 38.  Including a victory at Rocky Top by a whopping 35.  And their best win was a 21 point victory against #12 Stanford.  Their closest game was an 11 point victory against a tough ASU team on the road.  Based on this, I don't see how it's possible Oklahoma is sitting on top.  Damn that East Coast Bias.
        Unfortunately, the odd man out (again) is Boise State at #3.  #2 in every other poll, yet the BCS seems to be killing them in the strength of schedule department (which I have to agree with).  Provided Oklahoma and Oregon don't blow it this weekend, I guarantee they'll drop to #4 after this weekend behind the winner of #4 Auburn vs. #6 LSU.  BSU seems to be the band geeks left knocking on the door to the popular kid's party.  Will they ever get in?

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

New Rules Contradict Future NFL Plans

        So today the NFL discussed that it would begin imposing suspensions on players inflicting vicious hits on defenseless players.  In particular focusing on helmet-to-helmet collisions.  In fact today the NFL levied some hefty fines to players involved in this past weekend's debated monster collisions.  Now, I understand the NFL's concerns and motives.  With so many star players getting hurt and the many that will continue to to get hurt, the NFL is attempting to curb the injury rate.  Obviously, the more players out with injury, the lower the quality of play.  Hence, the inferior the product they are selling.  You can see their logic.
        Now, at the beginning of season, NFL commish, Roger Goodell said it was all but a done deal that the NFL would move to an 18 game season.  Now, as a season ticket holder, I hate being forced to pay full price for 2 preseason games.  With the an 18 game season, the preseason would be cut from 4 games to 2.  Sounds like a good deal.  But, let's think about this.  One thing is for sure, as time evolves, players are getting bigger, stronger, & faster.  And consequently the hits will become more violent and punishing.  So connecting the dots, with more meaningful games, the more opportunities for players to lay the wood.  Ultimately resulting in more injuries.  And if by game 17 & 18, our team's starting lineup is decimated aren't we forced to watch our team play at a preseason level, but in possible meaningful games, potentially derailing your teams postseason ambitions.  And therefore lowering my interest in the product I'm buying.
        As a fan and season ticket holder, I'm all for an 18 game season, provided the decision for change is made with the hope to increase quality of play & competition, and not one based on greed.

Cliff Lee's Legend Grows

        13 strikeouts, 1 walk, 0 runs, in 8 innings of work for Cliff Lee helping the Rangers beat the Yankees 8-0 and take a 2-1 series lead in the ALCS.  In doing so, he improved to 7-0 with a 1.26 ERA in 8 career postseason starts.  Of that he is 3-0 against the Yankees.  And what's funny is that with each successive domination of the Yankees, the larger his contract offer from the Yankees will be this upcoming offseason.  Therefore, in order to not break the bank entirely, the Yanks will need to win 3 straight, than dare face Lee again in a decisive Game 7.

Soldier Field.....

        Opened in 1924, Soldier Field is nearly as old as the NFL itself.  This past weekend I got the pleasure of visiting this hallowed ground to watch my Seahawks in action.  You can imagine, I expected the crowd to be as intimidating as its history is long.  I mean this is supposed to be one of the toughest places to play in the NFL.  In truth, it was the exact opposite.
        I was there decked out in Seahawks gear along with my brother and his friend.  And we voiced our loyalty to the Hawks louder than our clothes did.  Yet, not a single Bears fan said a word.  I figured we'd of had numerous people in our faces.  During the game, when the Bears defense was on the field, the jumbo-trons were lit up with "Get Loud" & "4-Phase Noise" (what that means I don't know, I even asked those around us and they had no clue), yet the crowd could care less as they sat there silent.  In fact the loudest they got was when they booed Jay Cutler.  After each Seahawks TD, you can imagine how crazy we were.  However, that was too much for the sourpuss Bears fans to handle.  Too much so, that people in our section texted the anonymous complaint line getting my brother and his friend booted after Lynch's TD and our successive celebration.  Yet then I had 12 different people come up to me and apologize for them getting ejected, reasoning they'd never seen something so bogus.  Then after the game, the guy who sold beer in my section tried to start a fight with us outside for "talking trash."  As we were dealing with that another Bears fan threw a sucker punch at my brother.  Fortunately he was drunk and missed, and after separating the two, he stated he threw the punch because he was from Chicago and we were from Seattle.  What a bunch of idiots Bears fans are.  I must say while the newly remodeled Soldiers Field is a great place to watch a game at, the experience itself, if you are a visiting fan, is not that spectacular.
        Now, I want to get back to the crowd noise, which again in Chicago was absolutely pathetic.  I have been to every NFL stadium on the West Coast and some others around the country.  Plus I've been to several college stadiums as well.  And I must say, for the NFL, there is no place louder and tougher to play than Qwest (Seattle).  And in college, Husky & Autzen (Oregon) Stadiums are easily the loudest.  So apparently  when it comes to football, the northwest throws down harder than anyone.  If anyone can challenge that statement, please step forward.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

BCS Jokes

        After my first post on Ohio State I was prodded to research the schedules of the entire Top 25.  Let me tell you, I was shocked to what I found.  In the SEC, currently their are 6 Top 25 teams.  Of these 6, 4 teams, Auburn, LSU, Arkansas, & Florida all only have 4 road games.  If you want a shot at the national title (which Auburn and LSU do) than you're expected to win all your home games.  If that holds true, each of them has been slated 8 wins right off the bat.  Titles need to be earned not given away.
         Yet, that was not the worst, though now no longer a Top 25 team, Texas (always a player in the national title race at the start of each season), plays a mere 3 road games.  I realize you've followed the 2 most successful QB's in school history with the impish Garrett Gilbert, but just because he hasn't hit puberty yet is no excuse for the caliber of program you run.  Fortunately, Texas is just flat out not good, they're looking at losing their 3rd consecutive game for the first time in Mack Brown's tenure.  Also of note, 12 years under Mack Brown, Texas has never won fewer than 9 games.  That streak is definitely in jeopardy.

Interesting Match-Ups This Weekend

Game of the Weekend: SF Giants @ Ph Phillies 4:30 PM
        Tim Lincecum vs. Roy Halladay - The Freak vs. the pitcher of the decade, this should be a classic.

Other Intriguing Match-ups:

College Football
        No. 12 Arkansas @ No. 7 Auburn & No. 15 Iowa @ Michigan - both @ 12:30 PM - Auburn (6-0), is the surprise in the SEC led by star QB Cam Newton.  And Michigan (5-1) is led by the laceless wonder, QB Dennard Robinson.  Each are neck & neck in the Heisman race.  Big wins this weekend can further either's case.

        No. 1 Ohio State @ No. 18 Wisconsin - 4:00 PM - Big Ten ball is boring.  But check in for updates and hope for a Wisconsin upset severely hurting OSU's title shot.  A favor we'd all be thankful for.

        No. 24 Oregon State @ Washington - 7:15 PM - For my fellow dawgs out there, this game will determine whether UW will make a bowl for the first time since 2002.

NFL
        Seattle @ Chicago - 10:00 AM - I'll be at this one repping the Hawks.  We'll see what soldier field will throw at us.  Plus Marshawn Lynch's first game and the first full game of LT Russell Okung.  And he'll be thrown directly into the fire matching up against all-world DE Julius Peppers.

        Baltimore @ New England - 10:00 AM - Justin Bieber, I mean Tom Brady vs. Ray Lewis, enough said.

        Cleveland @ Pittsburgh - 10:00 AM - Aside from the return of fratboy Ben, with injuries to Jake Delhomme & Seneca Wallace, Colt McCoy is slated to start his first NFL game vs. the vaunted Steelers defense (who's nickname should be "The Dreaded Locks" thoughts?).  This one has massacre written all over it.  Think Custard vs. the Indians.

        Oakland @ San Francisco - 1:00 PM - Battle of the Bay.  I'm just interested to see if NFC West Rival SF drops to 0-6.  Assuming they do, cast your vote on who will beat the Niners: the Raiders, Alex Smith, or Mike Singletary.

        Dallas @ Minnesota - 1:15 PM - Once Super Bowl hyped, now cellar dwelling, each is 1-3 and one will fall to 1-4 and out of relevance.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

What's Up with Darelle Revis?

       Last season, I would argue Darrelle Revis was the best player in the enitre NFL.  When the league's top WR's paid a visit to "Revis Island," their significance was simply wiped out.  They were rendered helpless.
       Yet this season its not such.  After publicly calling Randy Moss a slouch, Moss burned Revis on a 34 yard TD, with Revis pulling up limp, reminiscent of Michael Johnson racing Donovan Bailey.  He left the game and handed Moss's coverage duties over to teammate Antonio Cromartie.  And after last week's Randy Moss trade, he had the opportunity for revenge this past Monday night, yet passed along the coverage responsibility again to Cromartie.  He was left to cover Percy Harvin (also no slouch), who then burned him on a crossing route on 3rd and 17 for a TD.  Then at the end of the game he fell on another crossing route by Harvin that would have resulted in a mile long game winning TD.  I obviously say "would have" because Brett Favre missed the throw and moments later threw a game sealing pick 6 (understandable as his mind is probably occupied with an internal debate on which nut is more photogenic).
       I only bring Revis up, because watching him in top form is truly one of the most enjoyable experiences a true football fan can watch.  Let's hope he gets back there, otherwise trips to "Revis Island" will be the next special we see on Expedia.com.

Tim Lincecum is a Freak

        He's the first player ever to win the Cy Young Award in his first two full seasons.  He weighs just 172 pounds, yet can generate high enough velocities to lead the NL in strikeouts the past three seasons.  His nickname is "The Freak," and that's exactly what our fellow left-coaster (and former Washington Husky) is.
        Can you imagine how frustrating it must be to face this guy.  Just imagine, you're a big leaguer, you step up to the plate, fresh off the injection table, ready to knock one into the upper deck.  You look to the mound and see what looks to be Joseph Gordon Levitt fresh off the "3rd Rock From Sun" set.  You can't help but smile.  That is until a few pitches later you sulk back to the dugout as the latest victim of "The Freak."  Simply demoralizing.
        He'll have his work cut out for him this weekend though, as he leads the Giants against Roy Halladay and the Phillies in the NLCS opener.  Halladay is simply the best pitcher of the decade, it's just unfortunate up until this past season he wasted years away with the hapless Blue Jays.  Do yourself a favor this Saturday, forget about watching the Big Ten Borefest (Ohio State vs. Wisconsin, slated to air at the same time) and don't miss a pitching duel for the ages.

Cliff Lee Is the Most Dominant Postseason Pitcher Ever

        With 7 career postseason starts Cliff Lee is 6-0 with 3 complete games.  In 56 1/3 innings he's struck out 54 and walked only six.  In the history of the postseason, only 8 times has a pitcher struck out 10+ with 0 walks.  And of those 8, Cliff Lee has done it 4 times!
        I remember watching him dominate the postseason last year and thinking, "Man, would I love to have him on my team."  And then this past offseason, the Mariners pull off a blockbuster trade pairing Lee with our own ace, Felix Hernandez.  Seattle was going wild.  How could this be?  The only justification I can comprehend was that it was a special request from the Make a Wish Foundation.  I mean if Cliff Lee was Minka Kelly, the Mariners are some lucky schmuck that somehow rounded the bases with her when she was drunk and horny in between her time with John Mayer and Derek Jeter.  Unfortunately, we all know that the dream died quickly as the Mariners quickly squandered away the season with the most pathetic offense since the invention of the DH.  And Lee was subsequently traded to the ALCS bound Rangers.  It's just a shame Lee had to pitch last night in Game 5, otherwise he'd be matched up with C.C. Sabathia in Game 1 against the Yankees.  What a treat that would have been.

Did Brett Favre Send Lewd Photos to a Hot Sideline Reporter?

       One can only hope so.  Hollywood couldn't write material that good.  Now, currently these are just alleged allegations, so I won't spend too much time on this subject (yet).  I just have one question for Brett (if this is true).  After sending a girl a picture(s) of your goods, what kind of response are you expecting?  I'm interested in people's thoughts.
        Again, if this is true, I imagine he'll be dwelling in the doghouse for quite sometime with the missus.  He may have to get her something really extravagant to overcome these transgressions.  If that's the case let's hope he follows the simple steps of Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg:
                        1. Cut a hole in the box.
                        2. Put your junk in that box.
                        3. Make her open that box.
            And that's the way you do it........

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Agents Paying College Players, No Way

Shocking right?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/magazine/10/12/agent/index.html?eref=sihp

Above is a link to a great article on SI by a former NFL agent on the matter.  Check it out if you have a minute.

Boise State Projected as BCS No. 1

        That's right, according to ESPN's Brad Edwards, six weeks into the college season, one week prior to the official BCS standings being released, he projects that Boise State is sitting atop the college football world.  Now, I couldn't agree more with the multitudes of folks that believe BSU doesn't deserve a slot in the National Title game due to its cupcake schedule.  But, I have to admit, after seeing this I can't help cracking a smile.  Why?  Because if these projections hold true, I couldn't think of a bigger slap in the face to the BCS.  And I LOATHE the BCS.  I debate daily which I hate more, the BCS, Ticketmaster, or Comcast (so far Comcast holds a comfortable lead).
        Plus, can you imagine how much this must piss off the Big Ten, one of the BCS's staunchest supporters.  If an undefeated BSU team ruins an undefeated OSU's title chances, I could only hope the Big Ten would turn its back on the BCS.  And with that hopefully the dominoes would begin to fall.

Alex Smith Has Got to Go

Alex Smith leads the league with 9 interceptions.

Mike Singletary says, "When I look at Alex, I'm convinced that there's something there that I feel that he can be a good quarterback."

Alex Smith has thrown only 6 TD's to complement the interceptions.

Mike Singletary says, "I do believe that Alex Smith has all of the tools, all of the things that he needs to be that guy. I just need to see all of it."

Alex Smith was drafted 6 years ago.

Mike Singletary says, "I want to exhaust everything with Alex Smith."

The Niners have started the year 0-5.

Team president Jed York texted ESPN, "We will win the division."


        Even the Oakland Raiders cut ties with their former no. 1 overall selection after 3 years.  What is it going to take for the Niners to get a clue.  The offensive line is full of 1st and 2nd round draft picks, Frank Gore is a beast, and they bolster a hard nosed defense led by the best linebacker in the game.  The talent seems endless everywhere you look on this team.  That is everywhere but its most critical spot.  I feel like I'm watching a movie with Tom Hanks, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and yet the leading role is handed to Hayden Christianson.
        Now, I do believe the Niners did a major disservice to Smith in his maturation process.  In fact I believe they couldn't have done worse.  But after 6 years enough is enough.  After not acquiring Donovan McNabb this past season and simply dominating a weak NFC West, you did your team a disservice.  Accept your mistake, swallow your investment, pray for the chance to draft Andrew Luck, and move on.


Deion Branch, GOOD RIDDANCE!

Let's do a quick review of Seattle's relationship with Deion Branch.

9/11/2006 - Seahawks trade a 1st round pick for Deion Branch.  Now, in a quick aside, in a league which values draft picks above all else, and one in where the Patriots can trade a 4th round pick for Randy Moss and then trade him to the Vikings for a 3rd round pick, how did the Patriots fleece us in such a manner?

2006 - 14 games, 53 receptions, 4 TD's
2007 - 11 games, 49 receptions, 4 TD's
2008 - 8 games, 30 receptions, 4 TD's
2009 - 14 games, 45 receptions, 2 TD's

And after 4 games in 2010 Seattle trades him back to Patriots for a 4th round pick.

With his mediocre tenure here, I think all Seahawks' fans can agree two of his most memorable moments are:
1. His TD against Dallas, and subsequently screaming into the camera "You know where to find me!"  (Yet we were told this remark had no trade insinuations)
2. His guest appearance on the Nate Burleson Show along with fellow knucklehead T.J. Houshmandzadeh (all three of which are now gone) and proclaiming, "If you ain't with us, then you're against us!".  And whining that no one gives him credit for showing up everyday ready to work (yes, none of us know what this is like).

Deion, Seattle wants you as much as I want syphilis.  GOOD RIDDANCE!

Monday, October 11, 2010

The Fallacy That is the Ohio State Buckeye National Title Hopes

        I have one simple point to make here in supporting my title statement.  This season the Ohio State Buckeyes play 4 ROAD GAMES!  In a 12 game season, am I the only one that thinks this is a JOKE?  Yet, we hear no one talking about this.  If I was apart of either Oregon, Boise State, or Nebraska, I'd make a point to bring it up every week.  OSU currently holds the no. 1 spot in the AP & Coaches Polls (and in overwhelming fashion).  And if they run the table its very likely they'll keep that position.  Who wants to see OSU romped in another title game?  I know I don't.  They're first real test is this coming weekend at #18 Wisconsin.  I'll be rooting for the Badgers (I won't watch though, because I can't stand to watch the Big 10's outdated style of play).
        If beauty pageant contestants can't stuff their bras, then OSU shouldn't be allowed to pad their schedule in a similar fashion.